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Amusing Monday: Water connections to Christmas

Last year, actor Matt Damon dressed as Santa Claus and allowed children to tell him what they wanted for Christmas. All the while, he kept trying to convince them that what they really wanted was a stainless-steel or plastic water bottle.

I found the video amusing, but there is a serious message behind his charity, which is raising money to bring clean water to impoverished parts of the world.

After Matt Damon did this video, reporter Cathy Lynn Grossman of USA Today wrote about his effort and other charitable connections between water and Christmas. It was called “Charities give Christmas gift of water.”

In September of this year, Charlie Rose, the PBS interviewer, conducted an extended conversation with Matt Damon and Gary White, founders of Water.org, with offices in the U.S., India and Kenya.

A totally different connection between water and Christmas was provided by a bunch of water-sports enthusiasts who got together on the Potomac River on Christmas Eve last year to do their thing dressed as Santa, his reindeer and the Grinch. AFP provides the video on YouTube.

Some of you will enjoy this video of a dog who received an unusual Christmas gift. His owners piled up plastic water bottles to form a large triangle on the floor and let the dog go at it. In typical form, the energetic dog quickly demolished the structure and began chewing on one of the bottles.

As an added bonus, I’ve reprieved some silly Christmas riddles from a Water Ways entry posted three years ago. I hope they can bring you a smile. If you know a good Christmas riddle (a clean one, please) feel free to add it in the comment section below.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Kringle

What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter “D”

Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call an old snowman?

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was elf-taught

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him

What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint “Nickel”-less

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder