Following recent news that Japanese whalers have called off their Antarctic hunt for the remainder of this season, Stephen Colbert wags his finger at the “environmentalist blubber huggers” who caused the “research” to be cut short.
“Without this research,” Colbert says, “how will Japanese scientists know what teriyaki blow hole tastes like?”
If this situation continues, Colbert worries that whales will take over the world and give us a new “Pledge of Allegiance,” which he previews in the following video.
The following clip includes other “wags.” To get to the bit about whales, advance to 4:34 on the timeline.
