A lot of great things happened in local music this year, but you won’t be reading about them in this post. Don’t worry all you peppy optimistic scene supporters, there will be a year-in-review post recapping all that was good in Seattle music in 2010. And lucky for all of us in Seattle, there was a lot more good than bad in the Emerald City’s music scene.
Unfortunately, you have to take the good with the bad so in this space we’ll be taking a light-hearted look at some of the lamer events of 2010.
Soundgarden
reunites
OMG! Soundgarden is reuniting! Wait,
they’re only playing three shows this year and only one of those is
in Seattle? And it’s at the Showbox, which has a capacity of around
1,000? And tickets are only available through a fanclub email
system that’s going to screw thousands out of a chance to see the
band by sending them an email to buy tickets hours after the show
has already sold out ? Man, I guess I should consider myself
very lucky.

Mad Rad behaves
Okay, so it’s not a bad
thing that P Smoov, Terry Radjaw, Buffalo Madonna and DJ Darwin
behaved themselves this year. I imagine avoiding trouble with the
law helped the foursome produce the great party album with killer
beats that is
The Youth Die Young. But seriously guys, we expect to
hear of something along the lines of Buffalo Madonna
starting a brawl at a frat house or P Smoov smacktalking a bathroom
attendant at the Westin in 2011. The local music media needs you to
stay in the headlines for all the wrong reasons so they can try to
maintain relevancy while still getting their
valuable page views. So get your shit together guys and
start getting arrested or something already.
Ear Candy shut down
Disappointment was about the twentieth stage of grief for me when I
got a cease and desist order from a major corporation
demanding I shut down the blog and website I used to operate called
Ear Candy due to possible trademark infringement. It came right
after the angry “I’m getting a lawyer and fighting those bastards”
stage and right before the accepting “Oh shit, I’m totally going to
lose this fight” stage. Fortunately the death of Ear Candy
gave birth to Guerrilla Candy, so at least there’s that.
Go! Machine cancelled
Last year was a banner year
for local hip hop and it was capped off by the fantastic
two-night party that was Go! Machine at the Crocodile. Just
about every big name in 206 hip hop this side of Blue Scholars was
a part of the festivities. But organizers weren’t able to pull a
repeat this year, which may or may not have been a result of the
scene reaching its peak in 2009. However, it’s looking like
that’s not the case if you consider the anticipation for
Shabazz Palaces’ Sub Pop debut in 2011 and the rise of Macklemore
in 2010.
One Reel layoffs
One Reel, the company that produces Bumbershoot, laid off
eight of its 14 festival staff in October. What does all of
this mean for 2011 and the 41st installment of Bumbershoot? Guess
we’ll have to wait for Labor Day weekend to find out.