(with apologies to the fine 16th century
songwriters who penned this classic)
On the first day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me…Jake Locker
for the Heisman Trophy!
On the second day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me…Cliff Lee
is now a Mariner and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the third day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, the
Seahawks need an O-line, Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and Jake Locker
for the Heisman Trophy!
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, Man I
miss the Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line, Cliff Lee is a
Mariner, and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, Sark’s the
new Dawgfather, Man I miss the Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line,
Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, Emerald
Downs is fun, Sark’s the new Dawgfather, Man I miss the Sonics, the
Seahawks need an O-line, Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and Jake Locker
for the Heisman Trophy!
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me,
Zduriencik is a genius, Emerald Downs is fun, Sark’s the new
Dawgfather, Man I miss the Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line,
Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, Jim Mora
needs more “dirt bags,” Zduriencik is a genius, Emerald Downs is
fun, Sark’s the new Dawgfather, Man I miss the Sonics, the Seahawks
need an O-line, Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and Jake Locker for the
Heisman Trophy!
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, one more
year for Griffey, Jim Mora needs more “dirt bags,” Zduriencik is a
genius, Emerald Downs is fun, Sark’s the new Dawgfather, Man I miss
the Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line, Cliff Lee is a Mariner,
and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, No Tiger
on the Tour, one more year for Griffey, Jim Mora needs more “dirt
bags,” Zduriencik is a genius, Emerald Downs is fun, Sark’s the new
Dawgfather, Man I miss the Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line,
Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, the
Seahawks need a GM, No Tiger on the Tour, one more year for
Griffey, Jim Mora needs more “dirt bags,” Zduriencik is a genius,
Emerald Downs is fun, Sark’s the new Dawgfather, Man I miss the
Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line, Cliff Lee is a Mariner, and
Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Daily Dan told me, Husky
hoops to the Big Dance, the Seahawks need a GM, No Tiger on the
Tour, one more year for Griffey, Jim Mora needs more “dirt bags,”
Zduriencik is a genius, Emerald Downs is fun, Sark’s the new
Dawgfather, Man I miss the Sonics, the Seahawks need an O-line,
Cliff Lee is a Mariner,
and Jake Locker for the Heisman Trophy!
Merry Christmas!
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