Port Orchard Doesn’t Make the Cut


When I read this headline — ‘Having a bad hair day? Eugene, Oregon, Olympia on a list‘ — I figured Port Orchard isn’t mentioned right away because that’s what we call ‘dog bites man’ type of news.

But somehow, our neighbor to the south really didn’t make the cut. Of course, neither did Forks, so perhaps the methodology of these Californian experts needs scrutiny.

Or maybe last year’s haircut campaign in the city just worked too well. In any case, congrats all around, and I’ll keep holding my breath and an A1 slot until the ‘Top Ten Tunnels’ list is announced to get some notoriety over here.

— David Nelson

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