Bremerton Still Tasty, Port Orchard Not As Much

Bremerton gets smug with Port Orchard after enjoying a delicious meal from Popeyes.
Bremerton gets smug with Port Orchard after enjoying a delicious meal from Popeyes.
Remember that time when Bremerton got Popeyes?

And remember how someone from Port Orchard got all superior and stuff because they had Popeyes first?

They were all, “We had it first.”

And we were all, “Whatever.”

Remember how there seemed to be a pent-up demand when Popeyes opened here, because there were long lines and stuff?

Yeah, that was awesome.

And you can still get in line in Bremerton.

Not so in Port Orchard. The Popeyes there is closed. I’ve contacted headquarters to find out why, which is really Rachel Pritchett’s job, but I couldn’t resist an opportunity to get all childish.

On my home one of these days, I’m going to stop by and get me some Popeyes, because I still can. The spicy chicken in still in the house in Bremerton.

Yo, Port Orchard. Now that I’m contributing here again, you’re back on notice.

2 thoughts on “Bremerton Still Tasty, Port Orchard Not As Much

  1. Finally…a small bright spot in the vaste wasteland of vapid darkness left behind by Andrew’s departure.

    Bring back the (On Notice) board…bring back the board….

  2. Yeah, I remember all the flail…but nobody could say what was so good about Popeyes?
    Popeye and spinach go together…does Popeyes serve a delectable spinach?

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