It’s time for the latest and perhaps final version of the
Bremerton version of “You’re on Notice.” I say “final” because I
like making you cry. HA! Just a joke. Actually, the board may find
a new home while it still is allowed to survive. Check back on this
blog next week to find out where the new home just might be.
Next up, though, let’s open the mail bag.
A fan by the name of “buy viagra” writes,
“What a pleasure it must be for you to have such an interesting
job and to get to know some juicy bits of info.”
Well, buy, my job really is interesting, thank you for
acknowledging that. I find your name interesting. You must be
friends with “buy cialis” and “cheap vicodin.” You also have
friends whose names make me blush.
Anyway, thanks for writing and enjoy your place in the junk
file.
As for this week’s board, we only received a couple nominations,
so I’m left to filling the bulk of it myself.

The CAC decides how much the governor and others get paid.
Kitsap SEED I’m sure you know about.
Carly Simon makes it this week for her continued refusal to
broadcast who “You’re So Vain” is about. The first time I heard
that song, I remember thinking, “Funny, I don’t recall ever meeting
Carly Simon.”
Survivor (The television show, The band has been dead to me for
some time.) makes it because I just watched the finale of Survivor
Fiji. It was perhaps the best-played version of the game ever, and
yet I wonder if I’m the only person in America who watched it. Did
you know they’re going to China next? Did anyone know?
I liked the first Pirates movie, hated the second one and based
on one reviwer I will hate the first TWO HOURS AND FIFTEEN MINUTES.
It takes that long before it gets good, and the final part lasts 45
minutes.
The Bremerton “On Notice” board will likely be moved.
The Chicken BLT Salad at Wendy’s is delicious, but I’ve had
three in the last week and I’m getting weary.
Finally, once again, Port Orchard is on notice. Why? I don’t
know. It just feels good to see it up there week after week.
So as to not trivialize Memorial Day, I didn’t want to make any
reference to it here.
Continue sending your nominations and I’ll continue to update
this board, probably every Friday.
Remember, “You’re on notice” means “I’m watching you,” not
“You’re dead to me,” which is a different board. Send me your
nominations for things or people you’re getting a little suspicious
of, or getting a little tired of, or you think isn’t getting the
attention it should. Try to be Bremerton-specific and feel free to
duplicate other peoples’ nominations. If something gets nominated a
lot, it’s more likely to get on the board.
Then again, this isn’t scientific and is subject to the
blogmaster’s personal bias and sense of what’s relevant and/or
funny.