Called to a parked car where a couple were said to be fighting, police found an intoxicated woman and a man with a dark bruise on the his neck and blood trickling from his face.
Turns out the bruise, which looked to police like a “hickey,” was from a previous “consensual” incident with the woman.
And the blood? That was from a sizable zit that burst when the woman punched the man’s face.
Blotter’s below.
