This week, a Hawaiian resident was found wandering near the Day
Road farms in search of a hospital. The man, who did not appear
drunk or crazy, said “white spiders” had bitten him, making him
feel strange, and not quite himself.
Police and medics found no bites, and the man exhibited no other symptoms, such as the ability to cling to walls, shoot webs or feel a “spidey sense” warning him of attacks by costumed criminals.
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