A motorist was accosted by a moth this week as she drove along an island roadway. The motorist’s efforts at self-defense caused her to veer into an oncoming car, which was sent spinning around the center of the road. The moth is still at large and may strike again. Motorists are advised to keep their windows rolled up and to refrain from wearing wool.
Also this week: post-election night reprisals leave a wake of shredded bumper stickers and damaged auto bodies on Wood Avenue.