I realize that many people are getting sick of snow in the Puget Sound area as well as other parts of the country. I wanted to take a moment to celebrate the snow and post a few pictures or videos that might lighten the mood for those who need a lift.

Unfortunately, most of the locally produced snow videos show little more than stuck cars and car crashes, which I rarely find amusing. And I cringe at ski accidents and injuries on snowmobiles, which are often compiled and promoted as funny.

So here’s a compilation of photos showing what snow can do. Yes, I’m posting this “Amusing Monday” a day earlier than normal.

Animals are sometimes funny in the snow, but the reactions of people are more amusing.

OK, I need to show you one car accident.

If you’ve seen enough snowy car accidents, as I have, then watch how this one turns out.

Seriously, I know that the snow can be a pain. But we don’t often see anything like this snow we’re getting. While you have a chance, bundle up warmly and venture out into the world of snow. Let the joy of childhood overtake you, and enjoy a cup of hot chocolate for me.

This week, I’d like to share some videos in which the creators take a crazy look at some large birds that, in real life, walk about awkwardly but swim with unusual grace.

You may have seen this video before. Circulating on the Internet for at least four years, this clip has generated a lot of excitement. Several people have sent it to me by e-mail, and YouTube keeps getting mileage from it. The video shows a killer whale breaching and coming down on top of a nearby kayaker. But things are not always as they seem.

It turns out that the video is the Korean version of a commercial for Poweraid, an energy drink made by Coca Cola, according to Snopes.com, which is a good place to check out Internet rumors and falsehoods.

I have yet to see the English version of this commercial. But the footage of the killer whale breaching without any kayaks around can be seen in the trailer for the movie “Lolita: Slave to Entertainment.”

So it appears that this video has a Northwest connection. As many of you know, Lolita, captured in Puget Sound in 1970, is the last orca from this area to remain alive in an aquarium, and she can be seen doing tricks in Miami.

Meanwhile, opponents of captive orcas continue their effort to return Lolita to Puget Sound, a subject that has been debated in Water Ways over the past year.

Orca Network provides a lot of background information on its Lolita Web page. The organization also holds fundraisers to help in the effort to return Lolita to her native waters.

Since Lolita was captured as a calf, the whale in this video cannot be her. Can anyone can identify the orca that so gracefully crushes a kayaker? Also, if anyone has information about the footage in “Lolita: Slave to Entertainment,” I’d like to hear more.

Puget Sound Partnership has posted on its Web site a recording of yesterday’s interdisciplinary meeting in Friday Harbor focusing on the plight of Puget Sound’s killer whales. The link is on PSP’s Home Page.

I did not attend the meeting, but afterwards I interviewed folks who did attend. As I described in a story in today’s Kitsap Sun, participants included marine mammal and fisheries biologists with a smattering of other experts.

One of the key messages coming out of the meeting is that the orcas do not do well when they don’t get enough chinook salmon to eat. That might seem like a no-brainer, but the conclusion is complicated, because we don’t fully understand the nutritional needs of the orcas or how to measure how much food they are getting.

I’m working on a story that should shed a little more light on this issue.

Meanwhile, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has released its biological opinion about the effects of three pesticides on salmon. The biop includes recommendations directed at the Environmental Protection Agency, which is in charge of pesticide registration. The EPA is called on to change the registration and label to prevent pesticide use within 500 feet of a salmon stream, among other things.

Read the story in today’s Kitsap Sun or download a copy of the biological opinion (PDF 11 mb) from NOAA’s Web site.

I have gotten to know quite a few marine biologists through the years. I’ve generally admired their dedication and devotion. In the first video below, I found it interesting to compare the attitudes of whale researchers to xxxx, who has studied ant eaters for many years. Here he is featured in a piece from The Onion News Network.

Also, it may be worth noting that I have covered more than a few whale strandings in my carrier. In the second video, it was interesting to see how The Onion captured the drama of a rare beaching of a different creature.

Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine

I’m not sure if I did something bad or if the blog software had a brief meltdown. But the outcome is that a bunch of recent blog comments were deleted all at once.

I’ve been able to recover most of them, because I get a notice of the comments in my e-mail. But I could not find all of them. In the future, I will move the comments into an e-mail folder in case this happens again. But it has never happened before, and I hope I don’t have to go through this recovery effort ever again.

Anyway, I truly regret this, because I believe we have a very good discussion taking place, including the ongoing Navy-versus-environment issue. I always look forward to opening Watching Our Water Ways to see what people have to say in response to my postings as well as the new ideas that people have about water and environmental issues.

So if anybody sees a comment that is missing, I encourage you to post a new one — or the old one if you happen to still have it. I can even post-date a comment to place it in the appropriate time frame.

Thanks for hanging in there with me through good times and bad.

These photos have been floating around the Internet. I believe they meet our standards of amusement.

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In the wake of a Canadian plan to prohibit bisphenol-A (BPA) in baby bottles, U.S. Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., says he will introduce a bill to ban BPA in all children’s products made or sold in the U.S, according to a story by Ian Austen in yesterday’s New York Times.

On Friday, the Canadian government announced that it will draft rules to prohibit the import, sale and advertising of baby bottles containing BPA. In a news release, Health Canada cited a government health assessment in its decision. The announcement said the general public need not be concerned, but infants may face a special risk. From the news release:

It was determined that the main sources of exposure for newborns and infants are through the use of polycarbonate baby bottles when they are exposed to high temperatures and the migration of bisphenol A from cans into infant formula.

The scientists concluded in this assessment that bisphenol A exposure to newborns and infants is below levels that cause effects; however, due to the uncertainty raised in some studies relating to the potential effects of low levels of bisphenol A, the Government of Canada is taking action to enhance the protection of infants and young children.

The Edmonton Journal focused on the Canadian government’s decision to spend $1.7 million over the next three years to further investigate BPA for its effects on health.

Meanwhile, attorneys general from Connecticut, New Jersey and Delaware have sent letters to 11 baby-bottle and formula manufacturers asking them to stop using BPA in their products, according to a report by writer Larry Smith of the Association Press.

Overall, researchers remain at odds over the risks of BPA, which is believed to mimic human hormones. One preliminary study released last month in the Journal of the American Medical Association linked higher exposures of BPA to heart disease and diabetes.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has tentatively concluded that BPA is safe, but the agency is offering tips on how to reduce exposure. BPA is found in some, but not all, of the plastic containers identified with a catch-all number “7” in the recycling triangle. Heating or placing hot liquids into such a container tends to increase the rate of leaching into the liquid, experts say.

I honestly don’t know how concerned we should be about this. As a precaution, I have thrown away several reusable water containers that my wife and I used for hiking. They were hard plastic, colored and had a “7” on the bottom, so they probably contained BPA. For previous discussions on this topic, see Watching Our Water Ways for August 29 and April 11.

This week, I’ve gathered up a few jokes related to water. Most of them are rather ancient, but I like them, at least a little. If you think these jokes are bad, you should have read the dozens I rejected after spending some time surfing joke sites on the Web.

MINISTER AND STATE TROOPER
A minister is stopped by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper smells alcohol on his breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor. The tropper asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” And the minister says, “Just water.” The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

WATER IN THE CARBURETOR
WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”

QUESTION OF SANITATION
A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in a thin filmy substance.
He asked his grandfather, “Are you sure you washed the dishes properly?”
“As clean as cold water can get them,” was the reply.
So the young man shrugged and started eating.
The next day at breakfast he noticed that the plates were dirty and grimy. “Are you sure you washed them properly?”
“Clean as cold water can get them,” was the reply again.
The man, a bit suspicious for his health, looked at his grandfather, than at his plate and started eating.
As he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog jumped out in front of him, growled and blocked his path. The old man shouted at the dog, “Cold Water, leave the poor boy alone!”

HEAVY PRESCRIPTION
A man goes to his doctor because he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.”
Alarmed at the amount of medicine he has been given to take, the man stammers, “Jeez, Doc, exactly what is my problem?”
The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

Our ideas of waste and pollution have evolved through the years. We’ll start with a clip about how a simple idea saved the U.S. government 40,000 gallons of oil a year and won Edgar Gaston, a janitor, a place in video history.

The second video was produced for “Marines TV Pendleton,” a montly news magazine broadcast from Camp Pendleton, CA. The message is subtle, but I don’t believe it will go over the heads of many soldiers. (You’ll see what I mean.)