I just realized the other day that I’ve never offered any jokes about climate change in my weekly “Amusing Monday” feature — although I did present a video clip from Stephen Colbert’s “The Colbert Report” a little more than a year ago. See Amusing Monday, Feb. 4, 2013.
Please don’t tell me it is inappropriate to laugh about tragedy. I mean, don’t even suggest that we can’t find humor in something that does not exist.
So I’ll raise the stakes this week by offering TWO Stephen Colbert videos plus a smattering of jokes from across the comedic landscape — which, by the way, is growing warmer by the year.
David Letterman: “Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.”
Jay Leno: “They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.”
Jimmy Fallon: “The White House released this massive report on the effects of climate change called the ‘National Climate Assessment,’ which beats the original title, ‘It’s Getting Hot in Here. (Fallon)
Jimmy Kimmel: “President Bush has a plan. He
says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically
just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius.”
Conan O’Brien: “Yesterday, a group of scientists warned that because of global warming, sea levels will rise so much that parts of New Jersey will be under water. The bad news? Parts of New Jersey won’t be under water.”
The jokes above, except for Jimmy Fallon’s, were from “Late night jokes about global warming.”
Do you like cartoons? Take a look at this “Cartoon Gallery” from various artists compiled by Daniel Kurtzman. I’ve linked to the first; click the right arrow to see the full series.
Here are more jokes from lesser-known comedians:
“John Boehner says he’s not qualified to debate the science of climate change. And don’t even get him started on that wacky evolution thing.” — Warren Holstein
“Pat Sajak is correct when he says global warming alarmists are racists. They never talk about the plight of brown or black bears.” — Adam Wolf
“Al Gore has warned that cigarette smoking is a, ‘significant contributor to global warming.’ Making even more of an impact was the hot-air released by this comment.” — Chris Mata
“’I’m not paying to heat the outdoors.’ — some old guy who’s never heard of global warming” — Dan Dodge
“What if global warming IS a hoax and we make this world a better place … for nothing.” — Cold Lord Quietus