Amusing Monday: ‘Holiday tree’ and funny riddles
December 21st, 2009 by cdunaganWith Christmas just days away, I went looking for something amusing that related to the holiday.
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As usual, YouTube is dominated by videos from people who think they are funny but don’t really measure up. So I turned to the pros. Stephen Colbert offers his viewpoint on the “holiday tree” erected in Washington state’s Capitol.
In addition, for kids and those of us who don’t mind simple humor, I’ve included a few Christmas riddles:
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is
lit?
Crisp Kringle
What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter “D”
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him
What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint “Nickel”-less
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder
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