Forty seconds into “I Don’t Belong to You,” the
opening track on Unnatural
Helpers’ Cracked Love & Other Drugs, Dean
Whitmore declares “My ears have blisters.” That statement more or
less sums up how you’ll feel after listening to the band’s
15-track, 26-minute Hardly Art debut and it’s a very, very good
feeling.
The record is chock full of short and sweet bursts of rock that
feel so vital and visceral that you can practically feel Whitmore’s
sweat dripping out of your speakers. Unnatural Helpers play fast,
dirty and loose and the result is music with distinct Northwest
grit perfect for a punk rock sock hop. The band is the closest
thing Seattle has to a modern day Mudhoney other than, well,
Mudhoney and that’s not something I’m saying with the typical heavy
helping of hyperbole that plagues most music journalism. Actually,
the modern day Mudhoney comparison is easy to make considering the
band’s connection to Sub Pop Records (Whitmore
works there) and the raw power of its music.
Adding to the album’s Northwest flavoring is the mostly
invisible hand of former Fastback Kurt Bloch who handled producing
duties. I say mostly invisible because Bloch chips in near the end
of the album with a guitar fueled by feedback and fuzz on the
90-second “Tell Me That You Wanna.” Elsewhere on Cracked Love &
Other Drugs Kinski’s Chris Martin plays guitar and helps out
on the keys. Also of note is Whitmore’s Hardly Art labelmate
Kimberly Morrison from the Dutchess & the Duke. Her sweet vocals on
tracks like “Sunshine/Pretty Girls,” which is perhaps the best song
on the album (download
it for free here), is the honey to Whitmore’s vinegar
and her bass chops throughout the record give the group a
formidable rhythm section.
Whitmore, the primary creative force behind Unnatural Helpers,
is of the rare breed of musicians known as the singing drummer.
Knowing this you can’t help but wonder if his ear blisters are a
nod to the “Helter Skelter” blisters on the fingers of the world’s
most famous drummer. In the fashion of the hardest and heaviest
song in The Beatles catalog, all the record’s songs are of quick
and catchy and therein lies one of the album’s few flaws. You
almost feel cheated as listener when such great down and dirty gems
like “Head Collector” and “She Was your Girlfriend” and tracks with
singalong choruses like “Wayward Eye” and “Vox Humana” clock in at
less than three minutes. It would be great to hear what Whitmore
and the rest of the Helpers would fare creating something in the
four-minute range.
However, in the end the less-is-more approach serves Unnatural
Helpers well. That quick-hitting, rapid-fire assault of rock is
part of what makes this record so great. By the time you think to
yourself ‘Hey that was a really short song,’ you’re too busy
rocking out to the next track on the record to even care. Unnatural
Helpers play rock music for the kids who forgot to take their
Ritalin and this fast and furious approach provides a great
soundtrack for the ADD-riddled youth of America.
In a city where bearded folk rock has made its way to the
forefront of the music scene, Unnatural Helpers is a refreshing
jolt of loud, raucous, good old fashion rock ‘n’ roll. The fact the
band is on Hardly
Art(one of the most bearded labels in town) is an
added bonus which shows that music from Seattle still has some
cojones . Cracked Love & Other Drugs is an album that will
make your head want to bang, your toes want to tap and your ears
want to slamdance, which is likely the source Whitmore’s
blisters.