Rougheart MMA Journal

This evening’s living-room brawl 79 marks a real sensation in the world of K-9 MMA. It may have been the most influential bout since Kitchen Brawl 25, when Pete was brought down to his haunches by a sneak-attack throat bite from the small yet seasoned veteran, Wally, 1 year old, 7 in dog-years, of Poulsbo. The mut had been toning his muscles by feeding on only the best Purina chunks. He has also secretly been sharpening his teeth on random objects left in shreds throughout his humble home.

“…”, said Wally.”…”, as he itched himself and sniffed a tracked in piece of pine-cone he thought might be a snack. Needless to say, the small-timer was confused and upset.

Wally once again took the win from a clinch on the living room couch when he realized he couldn’t breath, and needed to get the 92 lbs. brute Petey off of him however he could. Wally even snarled a bit after viciously dominating the enormous galoot.

“Wally angry,” said Maddox, 3 and 1/2, Living-Room Brawl Promoter. “Wally off and the Petey went off of the ground.” Whatever that means.

Petey was later found in a state of complete and total depression on the kitchen floor. He refused to be interviewed.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 at 1:20 pm by Joshua Scott Beranis and is filed under Features. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.