Note to Britney Concert-Goers: Don’t Smoke

A report Vancouver Sun says Britney Spears dramatically stormed off stage for an hour on Wednesday after complaining the air in the venue had become too smoky.

Fans were stunned when the star halted her show at B. C. Place in Vancouver, B.C. after just three songs, leaving the audience waiting for more than 20 minutes for an explanation. An announcement was then made, reportedly ordering the audience to stop smoking marijuana and cigarettes in the arena as it was “unsafe” for Spears to perform.

After a further 40 minutes, Brit re-emerged, but didn’t seem into the rest of the performance. When the show ended, Spears said: “Thanks Vancouver. You were wonderful. Drive safe. Don’t smoke weed!”

A statement from Spears’ camp reads: “We want to apologise to all the fans who attended our Vancouver show tonight for the brief pause in Britney’s set. Crew members above the stage became ill due to a ventilation issue.”

So, if you’re going to see Brit at the Tacoma Dome tonight, leave your smokes in your gloveboxes, and keep your second-hand to yourselves. Lord knows, you don’t wanna do anything to set this girl off.

More later … — MM

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