DAILY DRIVEL — How to Screw Up a Kid’s Life, in Two Easy Words

In the ongoing efforts of our young wave of publicity-hound stars to create an even more screwed-up generation than their own, we give you the moniker chosen by Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson for their first offspring:

Bronx Mowgli

… good one, kids.

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Now Michael Jackson ‘s being sued for $7 million by some sheik in Bahrain?

Poor Michael … now he has to get away from the place he got away to.

More later … — MM

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