DAILY DRIVEL — The Swiftness of the Break-Up

On the wire today, Joe Jonas says it’s not his fault that he broke up with Taylor Swift in a 27-second phone call. He defended himself by intimating that the call would have been longer had Swift not hung up on him.

Dude.

You broke up with her on the phone. How long it took you to do it is not the point.

As she pointed out in her just-out Rolling Stone magazine Q&A, though, Taylor will get the last laugh. When boys break up with her, it’s just ammo for her to write snarky songs about them.

So, get ready for the heat, Joey. And next time you dump somebody, man up and do it in person.

Harrumph.

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