There are some things that are “odd” about running a farm.
I couldn’t say they were weird, but just different….odd.
For instance, as I was vacuuming my child’s room the other
day, pieces of straw littered her floor. To me, it’s no
biggie, probably just fell out of her sweatshirt or her shoe.
Here’s my point, to a suburban housewife this could cause quite
an alarm! If she were to discover it in October, the mystery
would have been solved eventually by remembering that she had that
cute little Martha Stewart harvest display on her porch that the
kids were playing on. You know the one that required way
too much money a trip to that store in town where they have
all of the cute farm-y stuff? And now she has all of these
“squares” of straw that she just doesn’t know what she is going to
do with, composting farmer’s dream. But no!
This is the dead of winter folks, not harvest time. She
quickly would have jumped to conclusions and ultimately she would
have it pinned on a rat or varmint that has gotten into
the house and tracked all of this filth in. Que an
exterminator.
Not in my house, straw and mud on the floor. Completely
normal. And the vacuum is actually a permanent fixture in our
living room and entryway that we use…
A LOT!
Chicken feet. A two gallon bag of them in the freezer, in
fact there’s more than one right next to the 20 lbs of lard that
needs to be rendered. Now, THAT would cause most to squirm.
I could get a shirt that reads, “I eat chicken’s feet”.
Really what I do with them is boil them down for stock,
wonderful gelatinous and thick stock for soups and stews.
Would you believe that my kids use them as back-scratchers on
processing day? yep…farm punks.
Completely normal and delicious. Not my kids, the
feet.
Muddy boots, cases of fruits and vegetables, 5
gallon compost buckets, irrigation fittings, zip ties,
pocket knifes, pliers, and work gloves on the counters, mason jars,
duct tape, an outside refrigerator full of
pickles…this is ALL completely normal here.
Now, just to back me up let me tell you what I have found in my
farm girlfriends’ houses. And mind you, it is a seasonal
thing. Fixtures change due to the time of year. For
instance, it is calving season and milking season for one of my
farm girls. No doubt, she is rounding up as many gallon jars
as she can. They are littering her kitchen and taking over
the shelving in her pantry. And how about that piece of latex
tubing that hangs from her kitchen window, right over her sink?
Forget the cutsie stuff hanging in the windows, tubing it is!
And on her window seal…. never mind. In another
farm girl’s kitchen there is no doubt seed packets, soaking pea
seeds, etc…it’s planting time! And finally, I can only
imagine what litters most farm girl’s kitchen tables right
now…trays and trays of tiny vegetable seedlings.
All completely odd to most, but completely normal to a farm
girl. How odd is your house?
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