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I’ve returned from vacation. This is what I learned:

1 – The desert is hot, even at night.

2 – Las Vegas, as a town, has a problem with impulse control.

3 – If you see a UFO in Nevada, your friends won’t believe you.

4 – Movies watched on hotel room cable are more entertaining than they should be (i.e., “Varsity Blues.”)

5 – Floyd Mayweather enjoys his fans, and also enjoys nachos and Mountain Dew.

6 – The zebras in Tijuana aren’t really zebras, and the cab drivers there are not looking out for your best interests.

7 – There are nice, conscientious people in Los Angeles who aren’t vain and vapid.

8 – San Diego has stayed classy.

9 – In the center of Arcata, Calif., the epicenter of all things hippie, there is a statue of a man with his hand out.

10 – If you run over small, furry creatures while driving down a dark highway, you will feel guilty, even if you couldn’t help it.

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