I’ve returned from vacation. This is what I learned:
1 – The desert is hot, even at night.
2 – Las Vegas, as a town, has a problem with impulse control.
3 – If you see a UFO in Nevada, your friends won’t believe you.
4 – Movies watched on hotel room cable are more entertaining than they should be (i.e., “Varsity Blues.”)
5 – Floyd Mayweather enjoys his fans, and also enjoys nachos and Mountain Dew.
6 – The zebras in Tijuana aren’t really zebras, and the cab drivers there are not looking out for your best interests.
7 – There are nice, conscientious people in Los Angeles who aren’t vain and vapid.
8 – San Diego has stayed classy.
9 – In the center of Arcata, Calif., the epicenter of all things hippie, there is a statue of a man with his hand out.
10 – If you run over small, furry creatures while driving down a dark highway, you will feel guilty, even if you couldn’t help it.
As for the blog, the changes were not made.
