What makes a man a man?
Is it growing a mustache? I, for one, hope not.
In any case, Bremerton will host the first ever North American Beard and Mustache Competition July 5. The first showdown of its kind in the New World.
Read the story about organizer Bruce Roe and his gravity-defying facial hair!
Peruse Bremerton’s Whisker Club Web site!
Marvel at a 32-year-old man can’t grow a proper mustache! (Actually, that’s Henry David Thoreau, but it’s close to what I would look like if I tried to grow a beard, except not as smart)
Actually, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t marvel, or ever bring it in conversation. After meeting Bruce Roe, and seeing what I’ve been missing out on, it’s a sensitive subject.