Hairy Men Are On Their Way!

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Superman’s Mustache

What makes a man a man?

Is it growing a mustache? I, for one, hope not.

In any case, Bremerton will host the first ever North American Beard and Mustache Competition July 5. The first showdown of its kind in the New World.

Read the story about organizer Bruce Roe and his gravity-defying facial hair!

Peruse Bremerton’s Whisker Club Web site!

Marvel at a 32-year-old man can’t grow a proper mustache! (Actually, that’s Henry David Thoreau, but it’s close to what I would look like if I tried to grow a beard, except not as smart)

Actually, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t marvel, or ever bring it in conversation. After meeting Bruce Roe, and seeing what I’ve been missing out on, it’s a sensitive subject.

2 thoughts on “Hairy Men Are On Their Way!

  1. This should be the official sport of Bremerton. I’m tired of these arrogant oyster shuckers strutting around like they own the place, scoring all the hotties and getting all the press. To them it’s as if upper-extremity amputees don’t even exist. That’s not what America is about!

    I’ll be circulating petitions at the event. I just hope I’ve stolen enough lotto pencils to meet the demand.

  2. How am i just hearing about this now? I just got comfortable in my beard, just decided that I actually do like the way my mustache curls out at the ends, and is a slightly red tint as opposed to my beards dark brown, and now I’ve got to walk around town with a scarf on in july because every other feller out there will have the facial hair of a (unshaven and probably drunk) greek god? FEH!
    I appreciate the links though, very nice entry…heck, i may even have to enter this contest.

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