Sir, You Dropped Your Brick

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The sad story of several innocent windows being broke has certainly stirred passions.

And attracted attention.

For those of you who struggle to muster the energy to care about local news, you may recall last month a self-styled anti-capitalist tossed some bricks through some bank windows. Click here to read the story.

There are still those who are milking this act of terrorism for humor, including me.

But this fella is actually funny, unlike me. In this blog post he suggests alternative notes to include on the bricks. So this May Day, when you and your family are preparing to stick it to the man, keep his suggestions in mind.

The fella is a supporter of the brick thrower, and says so.

1. Look, I read the financial reports, its not as if you’ll be standing here a long time anyway…
2. I’ll turn myself in as soon as the attorney general I appointed charges me.
3. I would appreciate it if you would ignore this brick just like you ignore impeachment and a million dead iraqis.
4. Hey, I tried voting…
5. If life was fair, I’d get a parade and you would be locked up for usury you bankin’ bitches…
6. Hey, you said you wanted the house back because I couldn’t pay the mortgage…
7. Redline this!
8. And I’m not too thrilled with the insurance industry, either.
9. There might be some anonymous people out here who aren’t just only upset about scientology. Just sayin’…
10. This is in no way a modern day cointelpro psyop meant to trigger massive detention camp arrests, followed by subsequent rioting and thereby a legitimate “shock doctrine” excuse to cancel elections and permanently keep Bush in power. But if you need more explanation call me at NSA headquarters, across the street from the book deposity and remember the codename is “Operation Grand Slam”.
11. I’ll have you know that despite this latest attack against the evil institutions of the state I still have more respect for the law than the current president of the United States. I mean, at least I haven’t killed anybody, yet.

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