When police arrived at a North Madison Avenue house on a domestic violence call, the boozy bruiser lounging inside slyly deflected police accusations that he had a tussle with his wife.
“There are no marks on her or I,” he said.
Indeed, police had no trouble verifying that he bore no visible injuries because he was, after all, not wearing a shirt. Or pants.
Also this week: scratchin’ and bitin’ malamutes and mastiffs.
Read the blotter below….
