Police Blotter: Failed ‘Paint Night’ pop machine heist leads to car chase
June 12th, 2012 by tristan baurick
A Bainbridge man made a mess of himself, his truck, a pop machine and a security camera during a failed ‘Paint Night’ caper. Police chased his truck down Ferncliff, Deercliff, and Eaglecliff roads. It wasn’t until he veered onto a non-cliff themed road that they were able to catch up with him.
Also this week, a woman got disorderly over the ownership of yard debris, and a political candidate failed to enlist the Bainbridge police station in his campaign.
The blotter is below.
June 10
Theft: A 23-year-old Bainbridge man was arrested for attempting to
steal a beverage vending machine from the Hockett and Olsen vehicle
repair business on Ferncliff Avenue just before 3 a.m. A witness
called 911 to report seeing three men tipping the machine into a
pickup truck. An officer spotted the truck traveling on High School
Road. The truck sped up and failed to stop after the officer
activated his patrol vehicle’s emergency lights. The officer chased
the truck along Ferncliff, Deercliff Avenue, Eaglecliff Avenue and
then Beaver Bend. The truck stopped when it came to a dead end. An
unknown male fled from the truck before the officer could apprehend
him. The officer ordered the suspect out of the truck and on to the
ground. The suspect’s hands were covered in wet blue paint. Blue
paint was also spilled on his body, in the inside and outside of
the truck, and covered the truck’s front and rear license plates.
He told the officer he was eluding him because of “stupid kid
sh***” and to assist his younger companion in his escape. He
explained that the paint was from a failed attempt to celebrate the
graduating class of 2012 with painted slogans on roadways. The
suspect said he and his companion, an 18-year-old whose name he
didn’t know, forgot paint brushes. He planned to paint “2012″ all
over the vending machine and post it along a road. He was taken to
the county jail in Port Orchard and booked on $7,500 bail.
Additional pending charges include attempting to elude an officer
and malicious mischief. Police later learned blue paint had been
used to cover the lens of a security camera at Hockett and Olsen
and paint was found on and around the vending machine.
June 9
Disorderly: 69-year-old Bainbridge woman reportedly dumped two
truckloads of yard debris in the roadway of Endicott Street just
before 4:30 p.m. She became enraged when a man cleaned up the
debris. She accused him of stealing the debris and began
photographing him while blocking his truck. The man called police,
noting that he has an anti-harassment order against the woman. Upon
arriving at the scene, an officer reported the woman was “loud,
furious and apparently unwilling to take any direction” from
police. An officer advised her that the man likely had not
committed theft since the debris was left in a public right-of-way.
She was also advised it is illegal to dump yard waste in a public
road and that it is illegal and dangerous to block vehicles. She
was warned that police would arrest her if she broke her
anti-harassment order again.
June 8
Assault: A 42-year-old Suquamish man was arrested for slapping a
35-year-old Seattle man three times at marina near Waterfront Park
just before 7 p.m. A witness said the pair were arguing about
drugs. The victim’s face was red from the beating. He declined
medical aid. The suspect was taken to the county jail in Port
Orchard.
June 6
Theft: A laptop computer valued at $1,200 was stolen from a
sidewalk on Madison Avenue just before midnight. The owner, a
Poulsbo woman, accidentally left the computer on the sidewalk. It
was gone when she returned to look for it.
Theft: The attempted theft of a copper handrail cap at a Stetson Place construction site caused about $4,000 worth of damage.
Theft: A political candidate protested the Bainbridge Island Police Department staff’s removal of his campaign signs from locations outside the police station. Police staff cited the applicable ordinance to the candidate. The candidate retrieved his signs and issued a letter detailing the loss of other missing signs.
June 4
Theft: A 10-foot-long utility trailer was stolen from a Silven
Avenue residence.
Tags: blotter, paint night, political signs


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June 12th, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Bet you $100 the local candidate complaining about sign removal would be none other than our perenial favorite, the ultimate Spaminator, Mr. James M. Olsen.
June 13th, 2012 at 12:01 am
I guess Olsen can’t accuse me of that one. LOL! And then there are the Sign-Eating-Zombies that ate part of one of his signs at the popular intersection (for Jim ‘s signs) of High School Road and Sportsman’s Club Road. I heard that officials investigating the scene of the ‘dine-and-dash’, actually found the chewed missing piece of the sign, up the road in a ditch, covered in Zombie vomit, and a little further down the road in the same ditch, they found two, sick and dying Zombies, one of them rumored to have said just before he died, “Just say NO to JMO.”
June 13th, 2012 at 12:36 am
It doesn’t sound like Jim is worried though. On his Facebook page he is claiming that the “…zombies are less than 300.”