There’s an item in this week’s blotter that describes something that sounds like some kind of modern, gas-powered mating dance. A young Bainbridge man out for a spin in his pickup truck spots three young ladies on the roadside. He eases his truck over and begins to chat them up. He revs his engine. It grows louder and louder. It’s not in the police report, but I can imagine a raised eyebrow or perhaps a knowing wink. Then he peels out, traveling with great speed into what would preferably be a sunset, or a long desert highway or maybe ramp that launches his pickup through six flaming rings. But in this case, he headed straight into….a BMW.
Blotter’s below.