A platoon’s worth of teens were rounded up at a house party this week. Bainbridge police called in backup from the sheriff’s office and the Poulsbo PD. They kicked in doors and found nearly 30 beer-buzzed teens cowering in closets, under furniture and on the roof. The big lesson here is make sure you choose your house sitter well. This particular house’s sitter threw this particular rager while the homeowner was laid up in a L.A. hospital bed.
Also this week, a surly arrestee threatens to kill several police officers, the harbormaster and an unnamed “snitch.” Those not killed with his long bow from 135 yards off (before they ever know what hit them) may meet their ends tied to an anchor at the bottom of Eagle Harbor. Heck, any body of water will do when comes to drowning his enemies, “even a deep puddle.”
