Daily Archives: June 9, 2008

Police blotter: beer-scented mouthwash?

This week, a drunk driver tried to pass off his boozy breath on having sloshed a late night shot of Listerine.

The cop didn’t buy it, and the driver eventually confessed to having rinsed his molars with beer.

Also this week: In an apparent campaign to rid the island of public waste receptacles, homemade bombs were used to annihilate a school port-o-potty and a park trash can.

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