If you ever want to attract the attention of a cop, just toss a few “bouncing powdered sugar mini donuts” before his eyes.
That’s lesson number 1 from this week’s blotter.
Lesson 2: don’t insult your wife’s cooking, bust your own lip to end the argument, blame the bloody mess on your wife, threaten to punch an officer, and then hope your trusty refrigerator is going to rescue you.
Read on for all the details .